David Brent: [singing] Little while later I see a cowboy crying, I said, "Hey buddy, what can I do?" He says, "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women." I said "Why the tears?", he says "'cause none of them was you." Tim Canterbury: What, you? David: No, he's looking at a photograph. Tim: Of you? David: No, of his girlfriend. The video would have shown it. Tim: Sorry. It just sounds a bit gay. David: It's not gay! Rowan: I'm gonna play a very bad hotel manager who just doesn't care, and... Rowan: Let me play it, just to kick things off. David: I'd like to make a complaint please Rowan: 362