{Outside Phil's house. Phil is wearing a hat saying "OMG".} PHIL: {sigh} I can never get a date for New Year's. What should I do? JOEL: Die. Wait a minute, you go somewhere on New Year's? PHIL: Uhh, have you ever looked next door, Joel? Ever? JOEL: People live next door to us? TOPATO: Greetings again, consumer Phil to an annual world of celebration and adventure. {looks at Joel} Ahh, but I do not recognize this commercial identity. Address to me your name at once, intruder of peace! JOEL: Do you even have the permission of the creator to use this character? JOEL: {annoyed} This is not fair use!