Crossover with The Professionals. "B[odie] is a (bastard) vampire prince turned slave as his castle is conquered; his cousin and half-vampire Miklos is his lover. As a punishment for opposing the conquerors, B is left to starve in the tower and then Miklos is thrown to him so he can't avoid killing him to feed. Miklos is now become a "full" vampire, and to have B freed he goes to the bed of a vampire of power. They free B and escape."