This local newspaper, the Gainesville Sun, says it's pretty bad for small kids to play with loaded guns and shoot their cousins in the head even when they don't really mean it, but then in a different section of the same newspaper they run an ad advertising this big gun and knife show down at the Radisson Hotel. Kids ten and under admitted free. Bring your own cousin for target practice, instruction giving, proper stance, even trigger pressure, don't flinch and all that shit. Look, there are all kinds of crap in local newspapers, like these tips in the Independent Alligator, the college paper on health and human performance, like to protect yourself during oral sex use a dental dam or a condom split up the middle. So the next time my big chance came up I excused myself nicely and went in t