I wrote this article quite a while ago, and now I am trying to actually finish it. I'm thinking of transforming it into more of a sadistic adventure story than a sadistic guide like my Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet and Why?:Stick Things in the Microwave Oven. -- Feel free to fix my sig if it acts up again I have rematerialised here, to do your review, tell nobody. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:23, 29 August 2009 (UTC)