A Not A White Russian is an alcoholic cocktail concocted by Jake, Jacob and Dom. It exists as a result of their attempt at making an actual White Russian. On New Years Eve, 2009, Jake and Jacob were over at Dom's house, and the idea came about to create a White Russian. We weren't sure of the exact recipe, so phoned Lamey to see if he could help. He told us that it is made from vodka, coffee liqueur and cream. We lacked the latter two ingredients. So, as an alternative to the coffee liqueur, we used herbal tonic water, or "Schweppes Russchian", and instead of the cream, we used milk. After putting the milk in with the other two liquids, the milk immediately starts to ferment, and becomes a thick, foam like substance that rests on the surface. We all got a shot of it each and downed it. It