"He's late." murmured the man. Suddenly a fat man ran past him, followed by a corn stalk. The two had a deathmatch among the nuclear vats and the corn stalk fell in. The fat man dove head first after the corn. Baffled, the man walked over to the edge of the vat just as Peter Jackson exploded as he plunged into the waste. Meanwhile a black van parked outside The Nuk'em Tech facility. As an eager looking man stepped out with a handful of cash the plant exploded. The man ducked under a chicken, who laid an egg right in his ear. Protected by the chicken the man survived the nuclear explosion, while 500 other people started dissolving. Punting the chicken out the nearest five story apartment, the man discovered a crisp metal case, It had a faded sticker on it which read: SECRET FILM SCRIPT. "Oh