Tragedy goes away Hate filled rage Takes the stage But you're neutered in the night Blinded by the bine Irony and spine Sarcastic delight Live to die on stage Driven by the rage Hating your own face Comedic disgrace HATREDY HATREDY Stand before the jury Die in flames of fury Comedy is DETH HATREDY Step into the spotlight Laughter is a DETH-right Crash and burn in horror Make them squirm Want to leave After they buy their drinks I hate this audience Regardless of applaudience Like to take you away Burn in piles of hate I hate the talent here So dull and so full of fear I'll beat you all to the punch Cut off both your hands