Announcer: And now it's time for "Bum Reviews" with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review: "Hellboy 2: The Golden Army." Chester: OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! There's this guy called Hellboy. Except he's not really a boy. He is a big, angry man with pepperoni coming out of his head. And he teams up with this fish man. Who kind of looks like the creature from the blue lagoon! If he was gay. And there's this woman who can control fire. And most of the time, she's covered in fire! I know you expect me to make a sexual joke about how attractive she is. Ooh, she's so hot. HOORAY!