Greaser Penguins (Callidus valdecatapult, latin for "Clever greaseball"), also known as Greasers, is a group of penguin which shares the same genus as the Dorkugese. A Penguin that originated in the 1950s. The subspecies' origins were not natural; the Time Agency was conducting a experiment on a Dorkugese Penguin and a Geeco-Dorkugese, to see if the Geeco-Dorkugese would turn into a full Dorkugese Penguin. However, some DNA from the Dorkugese Penguin spilt into the mixture, along with other items. It got worse when the mixture was put in a lorry, and taken to a stall. The mixture fell out, and PogoPunk was passing. He spilt some paint on the mixture, and made the mixture big. A motorbike then crashed into it, but the driver wasn't hurt. The Time Agency went to look for it, but there was a