Existentialism is a philosophy created by emos. Often confused with Nihilism, existentialism has been scientifically proven to produce really annoying people throughout the Southern United States. Think of someone who waves their wacky religious views in your face all the time. "Existence is meaningless!" They say loudly. They claim to be "philosophers" and "scientists," but we know that this is just a cover for their real identity, Napoleon Bonaparte and his bezoomy malchicks.