The Channel 5 News Theme is the theme song for Quahog 5 News. It is performed before the news starts in "And I'm Joyce Kinney", shortly before Joyce Kinney features a story on Lois Griffin for starring in a porno film in college. It features Tom Tucker, Joyce and weatherman Ollie Williams performing acts of charity while turning to look at the camera. The song is sung by legendary pop star Helen Reddy. It is unknown when the network adopted this theme song. It is also unknown why Tricia Takanawa doesn't appear in the segment.