SAS Ligaen (which in danish means "The SAS League", SAS is a danish/swedish/norwegian flying company that is mostly known to celebrate unknown rituals by crashing their planes into random things. They are also believed to be collaberating with Al-Qaeda.) is the top division in the danish soccer league. SAS Ligaen is not to be confused with "SAS", which is a secret evil organisation started by Steve Ballmer to help him Fucking Kill™ Steve Jobs. "SAS" is short for "Steve united Against that other Steve from Apple Corp." (Steve Ballmer isn't too good at spelling sentences).