Female hygiene has been a longstanding and well-known nuisance to men all over the universe since the dawn of time. Many techniques have been developed to try and stem the repulsive nature of these vile creatures with varying effects, leading even some of the most influential men throughout history to abandon their smelly counterparts. The high level of female uncleanliness is thought to be one of the prime reasons for the vast amount of homosexual men currently inhabiting the planet (besides religion and bad role models). In 1804 a group of males led by Napoleon Bonaparte started the Front Against Girls Smells (more commonly known as FAGS). Over the centuries this organization has come to determine that the most common smells encountered by unsuspecting men are best described as fish, amm