Name: Sebastian Edward Capper Nicknames/Aliases: Mostly he goes by Bas. Girls think it’s cute to call him Bastian when they’re flirting with him, but it’s the guaranteed way to get him annoyed at you. He’s also gotten Bast because people think it’s funny when they realise Bast is an Egyptian goddess. Cap also crops up from time to time and for the exceptionally lazy there’s always Se (pronounced “Seh”). Date of Birth: 16th March, 1974 Age: 34 Marital Status: Single Sexuality: Heterosexual Household: Bas lives with his English Foxhound, Cooper. It’s just the two of them.