An absolutely mandatory law (especially prevalent in Sitcoms): If you're male and under 11 years old, you have to automatically think romance and females are gross. No exceptions are allowed. (Except Kidanova, cause that's funny.) Girls of the same age sometimes claim that boys have cooties. For those of you who were wondering, there are such things as cooties, and they're not limited to girls. "Cooties" just happens to be another word for "body lice." If the boy does not get over his dislike of women when he grows up, he might be a He-Man Woman Hater. Compare Allergic to Love.