This is a transcript of the Rick and Morty season 2 episode Get Schwifty. (A giant yellow head flies through space toward Earth. The Earth catches fire and land masses start collapsing as the wind picks up.) (A man takes a golf swing in the middle of the storm. A large piece of land drops out in front of him, leaving a large hole.) Man: Hey, golf is easy now! (The hole gets larger and the man falls in.) Man: Aahh! Golf is hard again! Golf is hard agaaaaaaain! Jim: (in news studio) Let’s not make this political, Terry. Do we know what this giant head wants? Giant Head: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. [INTRO]