"I'm Going to Get My Hair Cut" is a song sung by Anything Muppet boy named Jeffy and Cookie Monster. In the song, Jeffy is scared to get to get his hair cut for the first time. He reasons that if it hurts like cutting his finger or his knee that it will be a terrible experience. Cookie Monster assures him that it is ok, and that he is also going to the barber today, but that he loves getting his fur cut, and it doesn't hurt at all. The two end the song happily contemplating how handsome they will look after a trip to the barber.