Ernie: That's the stupidest idea I ever heard. Let's do it. I'm not supposed to tell anyone, but the truth is Dino's not really a ghost. Oh, I know. You know? Course I know. I may be feeble-minded, but I'm not stupid. How did you know? Ghosts don't take showers. Oh. They take baths! (chuckles) Y'know, for a nine-year-old, you sure like to take the weight of the world on your shoulders. You oughta be out playing with your little friends. Why don't you go out and play some stickball or go see a movie? Grandpa, it's two o'clock in the morning. There's always a downside with you, isn't there? Hey, Oskar, he's not dead! I want my two bucks back! Well, youse all came to see a show. Seein' as how I just K.O.'d da headliner, maybe I can fill