# 5 Gitmo detainees # 4 Bermuda Palau * relaxes of evil * released to Bermuda under a technicality * they were innocent # 3 Tropical Uigers * threaten Stephen's vacation # 2 Gay animals * dolphins are either gay or they've started summer camps * homosexuanimals * takes cues for his behavior from animals; when courting a lady, he presents his swollen rear * power of the Lord * hump a scuba diver like Jesus said * guest edited Newsweek magazine # 1 Donald H. Crosby of Springfield,