Phyllogicopedia is the work of numerous inebriated cryptids being held at fart - point by elephants with flatulence problems. In the case of the administrative division, these elephants are fed baked beans and very gassy lemonade before being battered with endless supplies of flies. And canned cheese, a really smelly brand. Phew, I think that got the animal rights activists off our backs, not to mention the monkeys.