A subspecies of the genus Pun and distantly related to the Innuendo, a Double Entendre is distinguished by its extra length and added girth. Found throughout the heaving metropolii of Europe through to the damp, dark bushy forests of South America, the Double Entrendre has even made recent thrusts into North America. This article seeks to explain the unpenetrated depths of this fascinating subject; if there are any unintentional misunderstandings of the true meaning, I hope you won't hold it against me.