Recorded on September, 18, 1955. First broadcast on September, 20, 1955. Script by Spike Milligan and Eric Sykes. Produced by Peter Eton. Orchestra conducted by Wally Stott. Musical interludes by Ray Ellington Quartet and Max Geldray. Transcribed by Digby Green. Corrections by Tony Wills, Paul Winalski and others. Additional corrections by thegoonshow.net GREENSLADE: This is the BBC home service. GRAMS: (FRED THE OYSTER) EEE AW EEE AW OOH (DONKEY NOISE) RUDE NOISE. SECOMBE: 'Reach for the Sky'. SELLERS: 'The Cruel Sea'. MILLIGAN: 'I Flew for the Fuehrer'. SECOMBE: 'The Colditz Story'. ECCLES: Hello.