Title Card: And now, a review of the new Transformers movie by the NOSTALGIA CRITIC.NC: THIS WAS THE SHIT! So it starts off like "That copter was taken down years ago."NC mimics helicopter noisesNC: And then they're like "Get out of the copter or we'll shoot!" And then it's likeNC badly mimics the sound of a Transformer transforming, from the old 80's cartoonNC: And it's just like, it's a Transformer you know, and it's so cool! And he's just likeNC mimics the sound of a machine gunNC: Everyone's like "AH! AH! AH!" And there's this kid, ya know, he's tryin' to get laid, so he buys this car... And it's like the coolest car in the world and it knows how to pick up chicks! How can a car know how to pick up chicks? So he's drivin' around, you know, and he picks up this hot chick, and the car's