Zinedine Yazid Zidane is the world's greatest happy slapper and was a former French international headbutter. Since he was a child he wanted to play football, but replaced this when he decided he wanted to be the best martial artist the world has ever seen, seeing Bruce Lee as a "rapscallion". He studied under the belt of an old martial artist known as Headbutts McGee (Daniel). From Headbutts he learned his signature move, the "Turbo Plus". In his hometown of Zidaville, many dents shaped like the top of a human skull were found on buildings, and dead people in the local morgue. The hospital even had a term for incoming patients afflicted with these strange injuries, a "Zidane". Rumors circled that through years of training in the skills of headbutting, he slowly lost his hair as a result.