An Unlucky Everydude who would be the Only Sane Employee if he hadn't stopped caring about his work years ago. Failure Is the Only Option when it comes to his attempts at dating. * Bungling Inventor: Especially in earlier strips, but this attribute occasionally shows up later on as well. * George Jetson Job Security * Hollywood Dateless * Jerkass: What his character has become. He's learned what his coworkers are like and will openly call out their failings to let them know he's factored them into his plans. * Literal Minded: At times, especially while dating. * Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds: Dilbert has killed about half a dozen people, and crushed a microscopic inhabited planet, all by accident. * Nerd Glasses * No Mouth: Though the cartoon establishes th