One Word: Hair Kirk is a leader, not a follower. Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed. Kirk would date Beverly Crusher -- and not worry about the consequences!! Kirk never drinks tea. Ever. Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk. Kirk would personally throw Wesley off his bridge. Two words: Shoulder Roll. Kirk doesn't wear dresses when admirals arrive for lunch. Kirk once said: "I've got a belly-ache -- and it's a beauty." Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis. Kirk can almost drive a stick shift. Kirk, almost single-handedly, re-populated the Earth's whale population. Kirk says "Prime Directive? What Prime Directive?" Kirk knows 20th Century curses. Kirk was NEVER infiltrated by the Borg and used against the Federation. Kirk ate little coloured cubes and still remained relat