First, there was everything. Then, things got all screwed up, and there was nothing. Within that vast and infinite nothingness, nothing existed except for: Chuck Norris the Immortal, Tom Cruise, Bill Gates, and a single doughnut. Bill Gates went to write a new operating system, which he called Nothing 2000. However, it ended up being a remix of MS-TRES, and could only play Tetris. This left Chuck Norris and Tom Cruise to fight over the doughnut. Thus the bitter rivalry between Chuck Norris and Tom Cruise began. Chuck Norris trapped Tom Cruise in another dimension, and then ate the doughnut. A while later, the nothingness began to change, and Time II began to form. Time II was created by Universal Studios (which then only produced compost and bad wine), though how the hell it got there nobo