This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents episode, "Crock Talk" from season 7, which aired on July 11,2011. * Computer: (buffers up) * Denzel Crocker: Hello, you Internet! This is Denzel Crocker, welcoming you to Crock Talk. My new webshow broadcast live from my stylish basement! Now say hello to my bandleader, Mother! * Dolores-Day Crocker: (plays keyboard) * Denzel Crocker: So Mother, how was you're day? * Dolores-Day Crocker: Well, I breached my dentures, shaved my bunion, had a mole removed, got some ear-- * Denzel Crocker: Why can't you just say "fine" like everyone else!? Today on Crock Talk, we'll be focusing on recent rash of monster sightings in Dimmsdale. Check out my exclusive on-the-scene cellphone video clips!