Eons ago, there existed an elite group of chaos warriors who ravaged the galaxy with a boundless hatred of all things alive. They were called the Scumdogs of the Universe, and they grew in might and fury, the greatest weapon in the arsenal of their cosmic Master. But they became too powerful, and too defiant, and for their cosmic crimes were banished to the most insignificant planet in the universe...the seething mudball known as Earth. Hark to the hideous majesty of your MASTERS, rulers of Earth, the MIGHTY GWAR!!! A BRIEF AND SLIGHTLY MORE DETAILED HISTORY OF GWAR