Archie: [Narrating] Mom and Dad dropped me off at school at 6:57 PM last night for the home coming lock-in party, and the minute I walked through the door, I knew I made a big mistake. It was like 99% young boys and 12% young girls. And even worse, REGGIE was there. I turned back to leave, but Professor Flutesnoot had already locked the door. So I was stuck there for the entire night with everybody else. I’m guessing that most of the young girls in Miss Grundy’s class decided not to go to the home coming lock-in party and the 1s who DID show up just didn’t get the word in the nick of time.