Darklord of the Raging Storm. Unc, also known as Darklord Unc has broad, gelatinous expanses of grey flesh and stubby arms. Unc has legs, as thick as tree trunks, that jut out incongruously from a torso that resembles nothing more than a squat, blunted cone. He was an extremely slothful, slow-witted creature looked down on by the rest of the Darklords.