Dovepaw: *Standing one inch away* FIRESTAR! Firestar: OHMYGREATSTARCLANINSILVERPELT! Dovepaw: Just though you'd ought to know that *takes deep breath* Mousefur announced her love for you, and Purdy got power tools becuase he's really jealous of you and him and Jayfeather's stick along with Ravenpaw (Don't ask) is coming and planning to take over every little stinking thing you have. Just thought you might want to know. Firestar: I thought this was supossed to be a funny spoof? Ivypaw: THE WRITER PASSED HER DEADLINE TWO WEEKS AGO AND STILL HAS NO INSPIRATION. LIVE WITH IT. Loveleaf: Pretty much.