Brody plops down onto a barstool that appears out of nowhere. "So, I'm at lunch the other day at Wendy's, grabbing a burger and fries, and I take my tray over to the condiment station. I'm filling those little cups with ketchup when two guys in ties and bad haircuts - restaurant management - come wandering over. One says to the other: 'There was a lot of build-up under this one.' And he points to the OTHER ketchup dispenser. This is the height of the lunch rush, by the way. Which is when the following thought popped into my head: 'THIS IS WHY WE HAVE AN ADMIN CHANNEL.'" Scourge snickers.