The biggest and brightest star in the GOP universe, Michele Bachmann, has inspired millions with her soaring rhetoric and unimpeachable political logic. Now, she has outdone herself! In October, 2008, Representative Bachmann has asked no, demanded that all elected officials swear an oath to her pet issues[1]. Initially, she only wanted Congress persons to vow to hate terrorists, perhaps in lieu of swearing to uphold the Constitution, but she has also asked Americans to help create a list of other things that Congress people should take a vow against.