Schrödinger spent his days locking innocent cats in boxes with poison, being the Antichrist and brilliant scientist that he was. That is until one day bumped into Hitler (that lovable kid who wanted to promote racial equality) and turned him into the monster that we know him as today. If being the sole cause of World War Two and the Holocaust wasn't bad enough, this guy just kept on jerking it out while he watched and laughed as it happened.