It's so, It's so modern, just a fashion Stuck in a tire swing It's so, so cosmopolitan It's outrageous but what does it mean? Yeah yeah I bought pink pants I'm screaming in a chauffer-driven protest Yeah yeah I take the popular stance But what can I say when I say Hey let's talk about it (Let's talk) We can talk and talk and talk and talk and talk about it And you know (You rock!) That the world loves to spin around me Let's talk about it Hey it's almost criminal When I have a good hair day It's so, so surreal But what does that mean anyway? Yeah yeah I got pink pants I'm dreaming I'm the dental maharaja Yeah yeah I take the popular stance But what can I say when I say Hey let's talk about it (Let's talk) We can talk and talk and talk and talk and talk about it And you know (You rock!)