Sunday drivers are a category of people who insist on driving at least 30% slower than the speed limit, almost exclusively on a Sunday. Whilst, counterintuitively, Sunday drivers have been known to drive on a Saturday on occasion, or even for some Godforsaken reason on a weekday, their ventures almost always end in a car crash and sometimes in their demise. It is important to note that you or I are never Sunday drivers; Sunday drivers are always other people.