The Prime Warlord of Bingo Chips has conducted the ultimate search for the greatest bingo chip dealers in the world. From the back streets of Super Japan he payed $1,987 worth of bingo chips and set up in a small, amatuer, bingo hall. The game consisted of 42 players, including Chuck Norris. Fourteen hours later, a parasite infested dog taking a wizz on the flagpole of society won the grand prize of nothing. Ironicly, the dog's name was Bingo. He was then ran over by an angry Chuck Norris. Then, Chuck Norris took the dead and forsaken body of the dog, ate it, spit it out, buried it, dug it up, urinated on it, smelt it, chewed on it, buried it, shot at it, and stuffed it in a garbage can. He then lit the can on fire, bombed it, ran it over, ate it, pooed it out, smelt it, ate it and barfed