It never fails; show a sexy woman holding some object close to her mouth, breasts, crotch, or any other similarly suggestive area (or even just touching her), and somebody will say "Boy, I wish I were that (object)." Even if she's eating an apple. Similar to Man, I Feel Like a Woman - only there the guy doesn't just want to be the cargo, he wants to be the entire package. Obviously related to Cargo Ship. Examples of Cargo Envy include: