ADD stands for, well, who cares. ADD is a disorder that sets the snob/rudeness level just over the line of extreme. You see, most people just barely tolerate your nonsense; you just blabber on about how your grandmother just crushed another cat by sitting on it, or how you won first place at an air guitar competition, or, uh; but if you have ADD, you will just simply say, "shut up you stupid aids-infested piece of monkey vomit," or uh, just ignore the blabber mouth. You see, we would listen to your wild sex story, but um, it's too bad you don't have one.