Statto United are an English side currently playing in the 8th group of the English Division 5. They are based in Sheffield and the club is inspired by Sheffield United, the Coca Cola Championship side. They play at the Greystones Ground and caught the attention of many sides in their first full competitive season with their plucky cup performances and big name signings from across the globe. The Mini Blades as they are commonly called have achieved the great feat of 4 promotions in four seasons including winning two pieces of trophyware for top 3 finishes in Season 12 and Season 13.