(The Disneycember logo is shown, before showing clips from all the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels) Doug (vo): So after the surprise success of the first film and how it seemed to keep getting more and more money, Disney decided to do the Lord of the Rings route and film its two sequels back-to-back, and then another one pointlessly followed, too. The consensus seems to be that the first sequel is great, the second sequel is awful, and the third sequel is, "Wait. There’s a third one? Did I just see that? Boy, was that forgettable." I think I’m one of the few people that has sort of the same outlook on all of them, which is...eh? All of them have some really good action and some fun adventure, but all of them also have a lot of pointless padding, are really drawn-out, and have some incredi