Insantatity is the process of becoming a super insane Santa like dude. Your stomach swells to gigantic proportions before exploding all over the carpet. Next, you develop a delusion that you can walk through walls and even fly when in actual fact you are humping the carpet/dog, or sometimes a combination of both, which is essentially just a very fat shaggy dog made of fluff and found at DFS. This article would have listed details of similar past incidents, but Shaggy Dog stories are prohibited. ~ The dog