A sub-sub-division of the Department of Homeland Security, the Department of Fantastic Scenario Design are charged with imagining the most fantastic of possible terrorist scenarios that will likely happen to America. Maybe. The DFSD is comprised of science-fiction writers who have at least one doctorate in science. They are not in a cult, but they take their duties as serious as any snake-handling, couch-jumping, UFO-riding freakshows currently living in their parent's basement. And thus was the Department of Fantastic Scenario Design born.