Vigilo Colberto Ergo Sum (philosophical formula) trans. from the Latin: "I watch Colbert, therefore I am." Vigilo Colberto Ergo Sum describes the state of a hero's self-conscious awareness of existing as a feeling being. This awareness derives from adherence to, and belonging in, The Stephen Colbert Experience. However, it is a fallacy of logic to declare that "I am watching Colbert, therefore I am Colbert." There can be only one Glorious Stephen. The more correct logical construction is "Vigilo Colberto Ergo Sum Veritasitas" (I watch Colbert, therefore I am Truthy.)