Strong Sad is a type of grey ice-cream cone sold to the impoverish in third-world countries. It is a dark-gray, and is quite skinny. It dances in the stomach after consumed. Among other things, Strong Sad happens to be one of the most yummy desserts around. It is always tainted, as it look like spiked with illegal drugs. It is also extremely nutrient-rich. Thus, in a fight with Strong Bad or The Cheat's, Strong Sad would win by sheer nutritional value. It can be washed away by the sink.