The following is a list of memorable quotes from Garfield. * "Big fat hairy deal." * "Nice touch." * "I hate Mondays." * "Who ever [phrase] should be dragged out into the street and shot." * "We're bachelors, baby." * "Feed me." * "Eat your heart out, [person]." * "I'm not overweight. I'm undertall." * "I'm not known for my compassion." * "Christmas: It's not the giving. It's not the getting. It's the loving." * "It's not that I dislike you, I just don't like you near me." * "Show me a good mouser and I'll show you a cat with bad breath." * "Yeah Brick, don't hurt them!" * "I've got to do something." * "Trust me, you don't want to know." * "Momma ? Umm... I don't know, Penelope..." * "Be still my beating heart."