To become a Beef Monkey you must say (and believe,) "I eat beef and ham, and ... all your base are belong to us, using bombs.."Making the declaration is easy. You can make the declaration before you understand what you're letting yourself in for. However, if you change your mind after you’ve said this, you're considered an noob. Why do we like the Beef Monkey (Peace be upon Him) better than we like God? Here are a few reasons. Vegetarians as well as meat eaters are permitted to receive blessings from the most holy Jug of Milk who always answers prayers.