This is a list of things Greg Gutfeld or Bill Schulz have claimed Bill is. * African-American * Alcoholic * Cheerleader * Communist * Cross-dresser * Drug addict * Female * Hermaphrodite * Hobo * Homeless * Homosexual * Latina * Neo-Nazi * Pansexual * Pansexual dilettante * Sequential hermaphrodite * Smoker * Socialist * Stalker * Tiger Woods' mistress * Transsexual * Virgin * Waiter